WARNING- The blog you are about to read is not meant for the squeamish, this post is not sugar coated, do not read if you don't want to hear about my bowels. :) With that said... if you're still here, enjoy.
I have a book that I read to Conner called "Everyone Poops." Well this week that book is just not true for me. I am clogged up. I feel bloated and am having a hard time going to the bathroom. (sorry I warned you) So I was talking to my mom today and she said to take Ducolax (aka liquid plumber for the body!) before bed and when I wake up I should have a "movement." So I went to the store and got this little box. Inside this little box were very tiny orange pills. It said to take 1-3, so seeing how tiny the pill was, I took 2. That was at 6pm. I ate dinner, put the kids to bed, and went for my walk. When I got home I went to lay down and watch So you think you can dance. Not 1/2 way into it my stomach started talking to me... let me change that... my stomach started screaming at me! I ran to the bathroom (well I couldn't run because my tummy was in pain, I thought I was going to burst from the pressure- like a balloon being blown up inside me with not escape). Nothing. So I went back to bed and then jumped back up again and ran to the bathroom and PA POW it hit me! I never knew such a tiny pill could be so deadly, so powerful! I am still cramping and I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight.
I've got the chills, feel feverish, cramping, and my stomach is talking to me loudly.
NO BUENO! and to think my mom said to take this 3 nights. BULL SH@# I will not be taking this tiny death pill again! I'll stick to eating more fiber.
So there's my review on DUCOLAX! DON'T DO IT!
And in other news, tonight while I was walking, a truck passed me and hollered at me. Now I am not sure if the guy is a chubby chaser, trying to scare me, or actually checking me out, but WHO THE HECK CARES. It kinda put a little more pep to my step. :) Stare all you want at this fat girl in spandex! :P
And on that note I must go visit the bathroom again.
I really want to weigh myself after all this "movement." :P